zqwzzle

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A Fish Falls From the Sky and Sparks a Brush Fire in British Columbia in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 35 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

Curiously a bowl of petunias was also found nearby.

Long live the nub: ThinkPad designer David Hill spills secrets, designs that never made it in c/hardware@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Ah yes the Trackpoint™️ pointer

https://xkcd.com/243

Burlington (Ontario, Canada) penalizing two residents with a naturalized garden in c/nativeplantgardening@mander.xyz
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like at the behest of some meddling neighbour. I would casually walk by their yard and liberally sprinkle clover seeds on it.

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Burlington penalizing two residents with a naturalized garden (rabble.ca)
 

Crossposted from https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/50252515

Quiz in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Think it’s from this photo?

Is rule illegal? in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You can probably just get a full sized bracket from Ali express if it bothers you too much.

What would happen if every working class person told their co-workers how much money they make? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

“Acting your wage”

AI Startups Are Making Their Employees Work Hours That Will Make You Break Out in a Cold Sweat in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Tech debt.

AI Startups Are Making Their Employees Work Hours That Will Make You Break Out in a Cold Sweat in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Wait I thought AI made workers more productive.

Bird in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No i think you’re thinking of that story about Jonas.

Bird in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

JavaScript devs learning python: is this duck typing?

Zach is being Zach 🤐 in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
Inheritance in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 45 points 3 days ago

Hence the roundabout route I guess. Programmers really should stop using it. https://xkcd.com/583/

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Vibe coding service Replit deleted production database (www.theregister.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by zqwzzle@lemmy.ca to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
7 comments fedilink
 

Crossposted from https://pawb.social/post/28384940

Some Schadenfreude.

Thread for even more lulz: https://xcancel.com/jasonlk/status/1945840482019623082

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Natural nuclear fission reactor (en.wikipedia.org)
 

The only known instance of a naturally occurring fission reaction was discovered at the Oklo mine in the 1970’s. A discrepancy in the ^235^U concentrations had to be explained to ensure that none of the uranium was being diverted for weapons production.

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Server left with note saying ‘I hope Trump deports you’ instead of tip (www.independent.co.uk)
 

Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/33465449

Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job

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When you forget to swap out incendiary terminid loadout and drop into an automaton mission (lemmy.ca)
 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

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Alternate gender input fields (imgur.com)
 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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