zqwzzle

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like at the behest of some meddling neighbour. I would casually walk by their yard and liberally sprinkle clover seeds on it.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Think it’s from this photo?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can probably just get a full sized bracket from Ali express if it bothers you too much.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

“Acting your wage”

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait I thought AI made workers more productive.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No i think you’re thinking of that story about Jonas.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

JavaScript devs learning python: is this duck typing?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 days ago

Hence the roundabout route I guess. Programmers really should stop using it. https://xkcd.com/583/

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 days ago

Ironically probably written with genAI

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

You’re assuming they know version control exists.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by zqwzzle@lemmy.ca to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
 

Crossposted from https://pawb.social/post/28384940

Some Schadenfreude.

Thread for even more lulz: https://xcancel.com/jasonlk/status/1945840482019623082

 

The only known instance of a naturally occurring fission reaction was discovered at the Oklo mine in the 1970’s. A discrepancy in the ^235^U concentrations had to be explained to ensure that none of the uranium was being diverted for weapons production.

 

Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/33465449

Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job

 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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