I don't think they are, but also nobody put them in there.
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Only if they put non edible items in them.
Not that I feel a need to defend the USA, but afaik the ban is a general ban on putting non-edible items in food, and not a ban on surprise eggs specifically.
Ultimately: robot pythons
Instead of saying the boat capsized, you could also say it turned turtle. I don't know if this expression is still used today, I remember it from an old song.
Way ahead of you
You might not be that good a cook by your own admission, but some people can't cook at all. They just never learned it, and they'll just burn the food.
Well, I'm not sure if it's advisable, but you could also use the Tor browser. At least, that's what I do to reach the pirate bay, which is blocked in my country.
I love having two monitors at work, have been working this way for ~15 years now. At home, not so much, almost all the time one screen is enough.
As a past member of Mensa, sure.
provides HIV-negative individuals around 99% protection
Normally I would say the 1% is neglectible, but in medicine 1% can be a whole lot. Especially if not everyone takes the drug.
There's porn that disagrees with you.