I think if you introduced another layer of complexity with the sun oscillating in the r-direction (closer to the arctic during the north hemisphere summer and closer to the antarctic during the south hemisphere summer) it would make physical sense in that regard
I mean, you'd make it closer to the real model, sure. But this is just "epicycles" for Flat-Earthers. Yeah, it solves the immediate math problem, but now you're left asking "Why does the sun wiggle like that?"
the fact that we have discrete sunsets/rises instead of the sun just gradually fading into darkness, and also the fact that the sun's path is an arc (these are actually the same point kinda)
Even bigger than that, you gotta start asking what the Sun is made of and why this burning mass is hanging at the proper distance from the earth's surface? The nice thing about modern physical models is that you can not only perfectly chart the sun's changes, but apply the physics behind the Sun's existence to the problems of terrestrial energy production. The only time the Bible has ever been used to meet domestic energy needs is during a book burning.
I mean, they are technically a stimulant. Idk if I'd trade the best coach in college football for a fatty at halftime, but there's definitely some kind of impact on your performance.
A big part of the coaching game is distinguishing between when your game plan failed and when your players did. Talking to the QB afterwards and figuring out what went wrong is kinda vital to that process.
Of course, you could always just jam a needle full of adrenaline into the guy's chest and send him back out there. Some people just coach different.