He's the goofball half pint underling that does what he's told with a smile. Killing him would be about as meaningful as blowing up a big "Slava Ukraine" billboard.
zifnab25
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This means the pinnacle of human evolution is.... 
You need to start from the premise that leftists are being hysterical and genocide isn't really happening.
Then you need to double down and insist you are right to be hysterical about the hypothetical genocide Trump might do.
Finally, they want to be able to indict you as fake Leftists who never really cared about Palestine when Joe Biden loses and Trump doesn't fix Biden's mess
"Leftists who didn't back Joe Biden caused the deaths of a billion people in the Middle East" will be added to the Black Book of Communism, in the end.
I mean, what about Abortion? He doing anything about that either?
Are ANY Democrats?
can't hold that against them like I would the Dutch farmers protesting immigration and methane reduction efforts.
I think the impulse to pull up the ladder is shit, but I still ultimately sympathize with people who see themselves being squeezed off their land with sharecroppers and one sided regulation.
In both cases, the struggle is finding a broad base of class consciousness. The "left and right agree" shit is illustrative of a common denominator at the working class. It's the ideology that divides people, but material condition pierces the contradiction.
A bunch of them were online influencers and failkids of small business owners.
They’re alienated but not in the same way as most people
They're on the side of the divide with the nicer set of treats. But man cannot live on treats alone.
The real secret of Apple's success is knowing the astronomical costs some suburban dork will pay for the newest toys.
Even then, these devices keep getting tried and they keep failing. Better off putting one of those hologram projectors on the next iPhone, tbh. That's something you can show off to your friends, at least.
How much of Jan 6th was just this mass of extremely alienated people trying to have a Dudes Rock moment?
Okay, but have you considered how useful it is to transmit and exchange child pornography?
It's so fucking funny that you've invented this audio visual immersion pod, completely encapsulating yourself in an artifical world, and the best tool for organizing your work is still just digital graph paper.
The Medicis had "a big dark room full of ledger books" 600 years ago. Now you can live like a medieval Italian accountant for the low, low price of a month's salary.
I love that they're still using Steve Jobs on their media. The man has been dead and buried for over 12 years, but his ghost still haunts the minds of these dorks.
The French are surrender monkeys who lack courage of their convictions except when they're rioting against the government in which case they're naughty children.
The Spanish/Italians/Greeks are lazy brown people.
The Arabs are all psychotic zealots living in barren desserts because they're too stubborn to embrace modernity.
The Sub-Saharan Africans are starving babies with ebola.
The Indians are that kid from Slumdog Millionaire - dumb, horny, broke, and only relevant because they got lucky somehow
The Chinese are a hive of Communist bees.
Everyone in Latin America is a drug kingpin trying to break into the American Southwest and steal it.
Australia, the UK, and Canada are different kinds of New York comedy routines.
Only America matters. Only America can win. Only America forever and ever. Nothing will ever change. America stay winning. America.