zifnab25

joined 5 years ago
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

My man John Boehner is the hardest motherfucker on the block.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Me: "Can't wait until the natives take their land back"

The natives: "We're taking our land back"

Me: "Ah! Not like this!!!"

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Imagine believing the State of Texas can build anything.

They even can't build fucking prisons or highways anymore, and those were the two things we got good at.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 104 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Didn't Hindenburg appoint Hitler to Chancellor?

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

It's a B or C plot more often than that.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Two kinds of people are going to watch this video.

  • People who see this as a genocide that we need to stop
  • People who think Gazans deserve the carnage inflicted on them by their Settler neighbors

Only one of them is going to send aid.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

We're going to get four more years of Generic Republican with Terminally Online characteristics. The liberals will be angry-sad. The conservatives will be horny-euphoric. The country will continue to shed any kind of useful economic function as state governments claw for the largest stockpiles of treats. And then we're going to have another Most Import Election Of Our Lifetime in 2028.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Critical support to the Mike Pence die-hard voters.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Asking my man to point to Iran on a map.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Its easy to forget how big the E gets from the mc^2

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What career? She was already functionally retired and she's not getting a cabinet post under the next administration no matter who it is

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