zifnab25

joined 5 years ago
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think prison sucking is universal

Its very "What income bracket were you in when you were arrested".

If I have to choose, I'm happily enough to cool my heels in the Ghislaine Maxwell minimum security FCI Tallahassee, where you can literally just wander across the street to get a sandwich from the shop on the other side of the road if you don't like their food.

There are plenty of places I'd want to be in less than a minimum security federal prison.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He was stupid enough to believe all the "Putin 29 Days from Total Defeat! Economy in Shambles! Russia Cries for Blogger to Lead Them!" YouTube front-page clickbait.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My man went from Blogger to Future President of Russia to Guy With Polonium Poisoning In A Serbian Prison and there's a part of me that's genuinely a bit jealous, because I'm still stuck at Blogger.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Monkeys in a bucket.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

91 indictments and not a single conviction.

I guess its because he's just so slippery and not because these prosecutors are all funny-clown-hammer

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder if we could turn Anastasia into one of history's greatest monsters entirely by insisting she had the Evil Russian Genes.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I'm sort of shocked that the bank let this person make that kind of withdrawal. I would have assumed it would set off some kind of internal alarm bells or audit reports or something.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago

Houses are for living in

Such a simple concept and it warms my heart to see neoliberals lose their fucking minds over it.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

"We" doing a lot of heavy lifting.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me, someone who is definitely not an egg: "Okay but what happens if YOU regret it? What happens if YOU aren't satisfied? What if YOU invest all this time and energy and expense undergoing a radical metamorphosis and YOU still aren't happy?!"

You, a person becoming their best self: "None of that is happening. I feel great."

Me, even more nervously: "Okay but what if YOU decided to change your mind later?!!! What then?!!!!!"

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Imagine spending $13B on state of the art software and this is the only realistic use case.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago

There was nothing to loot and pillage before the game came out. Only after the original team established a revenue stream that the profiteers could harvest did this buyout/dissolution make sense.

I hope Kurvitz is on to greener pastures. The guy is clearly a smart cool dude and he's got a real creative genius worth continuing to share.

view more: ‹ prev next ›