zifnab25
joined 5 years ago
Five happy years of marriage
Just finishing up our anniversary dinner at posh uptown restaurant
Flip open the bill and see a tip-line. Zero it out.
Honey, waiters are working people too. They deserve to be paid for the job they perform
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdXoDwGQT78
Instantly file for divorce
Shin Megami Tensei games look like those bad fake games that TV characters play when the script has them playing "a generic video game"
This is because people who write TV shows know a good game when they see one and assume all of their characters would have equivalently high taste.
Historically speaking, Fascism has existed as middle ground between Monarchism and Socialism.
No better case study for this than the Spanish Civil War
Hey now. Djinn are cool. Don't bring them into this.
God damn, this hits
Okay but he was in uniform and everyone knows you're not allowed to die while wearing the uniform
Absolutely without souls.
Was at a DSA meeting where one of the guys snapped his fingers as applause and all I could think was "Weird".
I do like the fucking Atlantic doing "NYT Too Woke for Chicken Sandwich!" within two sentences of a guy leading in with "I bet this pack of poors doesn't know how to appreciate a $19 Salmon Bagel".
Dude should have been pitched off the side of the fucking building.
Taking on five-figures of debt in order to leave your house
Stuck in a mile-long queue of vehicles all trying to squeeze from an eight-lane highway down to a one-lane exit ramp.
Gassing myself on fumes every time I enter a tunnel.
Gunning it to 80mph when my vehicle can only safely be operated at 40-60mph, depending on the skill and focus of the driver.
Playing an escalating game chicken as you keep buying larger and larger vehicles to feel safe.
What's not to love?
describes himself as a “Gladiator of social network multiverse”
If he were an actual Gladiator, he'd be so fucking dead by now.