This is the standard Israeli media strategy
Our intelligence says we didn't do it
Actually, they attacked themselves
You can't believe those journalists. They're working for the bad guys
We couldn't have done it.
We wouldn't have done it.
Stop jumping to conclusions. Nobody has enough information to say for sure.
Okay, but Russia is worse so it was necessary.
Stop living in the past. This happened a long time ago.
Eat Your Wheaties, Kids
This but it's unironically how we sell everything now
Brain was too big. They had to pull some out to share with the rest of the Chapo cast.
Okay, that's Matt but where's Athena?
"West Taiwan! Hahaha! But seriously, we need to be ready for the yellow peril to cross the straight of Taiwan at any moment."
This is someone making a C- in poly sci who has convinced themselves the professor is a Marxist.
Republicans. Would. Be. Worse.
You can take the Poster out of the website but you can't end this nightmare