Trump: "Damn, this looks really bad. My political instincts are telling me people would like it if I said war was bad."
Liberals: "We must do the opposite of anything Trump says, so I guess now we're all just openly thirsting for genocide."
zifnab25
joined 5 years ago
You get
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Nights and weekends off
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$200/hr but only for the first five minutes
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The best health care a Dirt Owl can provide
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Three people banned of your choosing
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All the cum you can drink
Can't just break ground without engaging in perverious degrees of animal cruelty to fulfill a 2000 year old writer's S&M fetish.
Star Trek was never actually that good.
People are just upset that TV isn't as Utopian in 2024 as it was in 1966.
Edit: 
The fucking winning question was the names of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
That's insulting easy.
I was the only diehard TMNT fan in my tiny 6th grade class
How do I reach these kids!
https://www.saveourschoolsmarch.org/what-countries-have-a-pledge-of-allegiance-in-schools/
Philippines, Singapore, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and Japan all have in-school pledges.
I think the impact of the pledges are heavily overstated, particularly as kids get older and begin to naturally rebel. Sort of like how D.A.R.E. was a failure, in large part because it was quickly apparent to a lot of teenagers that this stuff was inflated bullshit. The real value, I think (much like with DARE), is in identifying certain kids who are outwardly rebellious and singling them out for punishment. Pledges become a litmus test for general obedience.
All this time I thought Letterkenny was Canadian.
desperately looking at an increasingly angry test-proctoring board as I try to determine whether to spell Color with a 'u'
Damn. Gotta throw out this laptop now.
Builds a giant barrier of razor wire and landmines and automated gun turrets
Damn, they don't have any freedom to travel. How awful must it be to live over there?
No, because they'll just tune this bit out and insist Trump is the only one strong enough to beat Hamas.