zifnab25

joined 5 years ago
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (11 children)

Dude is going to commit suicide by stabbing himself multiple times in the heart. There's no way he lives out his term by pulling stunts like this.

They'll find a nice boring buttoned-up CIA sponsored conservative to replace him.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On the fucking Dreamcast, no less. This game existed in 1999 and was more interactive than half of the bullshit LLM AI chatbots currently on the market.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Attempting to circumnavigate the gender spectrum, from male to female and then on to mega-femme until I loop over to ultra-masc and settle back into regular old maleness again. Then writing a novel called "Around the Genders in 80 Days" that's celebrated for a century, but ultimately gets me cancelled when all genders are abolished in the De-genderization Wars of the 2200s.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I-was-saying I like pamplemoose.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's a covid hawk Nate?

I've always read them as falcons that cannot hear the falconer.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

God damn, I'm that orc every freakin' day.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We used to think that fighting McDs fires was the key to good suburban health. But civic planners have recently discovered that these franchises catch fire and burn down as part of the cyclical nature of retail fast food ecology. Within a few months, you're going to see a half dozen James Cooney Islands, Five Guys Burgers, In-And-Outs, and boutique food trucks springing up throughout the neighborhood. They're going to generate a whole new biome of nascent indie fast food that will eventually re-consolidate into a Big 3 franchise over the next decade.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Me, a player: "So my options are the left door or the right door?"

You, the DM: "Yes."

Me, a player: "I choose the left door."

You, the DM: "FUCK!" tears up 300 pages of notes

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

geordi-no Killer Bs

geordi-yes Killer Ps

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

ACAB is a process. If you aren't a bastard, you won't last long as an officer.

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