zifnab25

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[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Presumably someone is paying to promote it. That's functionally how YouTube works. Dump a few hundred in the tip jar to get your splash screen on the front page and hope it takes off.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Its a sock with a rubberized soul that's probably going to be unbalanced and prone to giving you a twisted ankle.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (10 children)

There's a certain curiosity to watching liberals' understanding of China retreat to the frontiers.

They've given up on "Free Tibet". The Uighurs are falling down the memory hole. Now Taiwan is the extent of liberals' understanding of Chinese socio-economics. Gotta wonder how long before they're demanding China decolonize Singapore, Vietnam, and Japan.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

If I'm ever spending 80 hours on planes, I know I've been transported to some kind of hell-world

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

biden Not until you do a sectarianism and break into 400 Chinas and spend another century under colonial occupation and get back to giving us infinite cheap labor while half your country dies of easily preventable conditions, Jack.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Elon Musk is going to be so pissed when OpenAI achieves peak racism while Grok is still trying to figure out who Paul Joseph Watson is.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I think there would be a special irony to the FOR RENT expansion pack if you couldn't actually own the DLC, you just had to pay Maxis $4.99/mo to access the content indefinitely.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Strictly speaking? Probably Cowboy's Stadium or the Barclay's Center or the aptly named LA Colosseum.

More abstractly and iconically, I suspect we're going to be pointing at the decaying remnants of the Denver International Airport or the NASA Vehicle Assembly Building or perhaps one of Amazon's super-warehouses. These would be buildings we'd continuously maintain locally long after their value as international assets had waned. Things that we might repurpose from regime to regime, as the political needs mandate their use.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Opening up my wallet and showing you a half dozen glossy 3x4 photographs of trans women that I originally found attractive but am no longer interested in. Then pulling a folded piece of graph paper out of the billfold, laying it out, and using a compass ruler to extrapolate the mix of hornyness chemicals in my blood at any given moment, in order to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I am not interested in fucking anyone with a Y chromosome. Finally, dropping my pants and exposing my penis, in order to demonstrate physically the states of erection a description of a person will put me in based on how many traits expressed have been coded male or female.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Conservatives are getting better at comedy and it is making the left nervous

Cut to distorted image of a middle aged woman with colored hair, followed by a loud farting sound

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this the future liberals want?

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