zero_spelled_with_an_ecks

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What would be the best type of pasta for sleeping on? in c/ask@piefed.social
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 5 points 6 hours ago

Best: Pearl couscous.

Worst: dry angel hair.

What screams "this couple won't last" in c/casualconversation@piefed.social
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Another external factor I've seen as an albatross is being together because of finances or insurance.

it's over in c/sigh_fi@quokk.au
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 points 12 hours ago

This one comes with the limbs already removed.

Who kills whom in French road accidents in c/europe@feddit.org
dundun dun dundun in c/sigh_fi@quokk.au
‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know in c/news@endlesstalk.org
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure he'd appeal to somebody.

Chronically Ill? In Kennedy’s View, It Might Be Your Own Fault in c/publichealth@mander.xyz
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

There is a wellness to far right pipeline after all. (Might not be the most detailed article, but good enough to give an idea)

Discuss: in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago

Did you know you can upload files using birds, too?

Discuss: in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

HUP received. Reloading birb configuration files.

What's something nice a pet did or used to do? in c/wholesome@reddthat.com
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

My cat would keep me company while I worked at my desk.

My partner's cat would always be waiting at the door when she got home.

Spotify Is Forcing Users to Undergo Face Scanning to Access Explicit Content in c/technology@beehaw.org
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

Hello, Mr Yakamoto. How are those tank tops working out?

2 customs officers plead guilty to allowing drugs to enter the US through their inspection lanes in c/usa@midwest.social
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Not enough went to these guys and a little more seemed worth the risk.

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Small project for a friend's wedding (infosec.pub)
 

Going to a wedding with two weeks notice with a cat theme. I had some fabric with cats on it, so I decided to make a bow tie instead of buying something new. Just used a tie I already had as the pattern. It has been so long since I've done any sewing, so 4 small pieces all the same size was perfect for where I'm at. Had a few mistakes but they're all in the back, so I'm pretty satisfied.

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After our spat, she stayed up working late yet again. (programming.dev)
 

When she finally came to bed to spoon and apologize, again, we fit together oddly because she was now a foot too long.

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Starting with my fingers, I began to slowly and painfully crumble into sand. (programming.dev)
 

By the time it was too much, I didn't have the ability to do anything about it but scream.

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I wish all declawed cats got their claws returned to normal (programming.dev)
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Banned from Thoughts@lemmy.cafe for not being a pedophile (programming.dev)
 

Mod Visigoth_860@lemmy.cafe posted a really creepy and pro-pedophilia post at https://lemmy.cafe/post/11105990

Mod immediately bans the two people that call it out as trolls.

Update: post is locked after two more bans

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I lied and told her she was beautiful every day. (programming.dev)
 

I didn't want her taking my other eye, too.

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Humanity learned people that turned into zombies experienced locked-in syndrome. (programming.dev)
 

I recognized my children.

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The intelligent life we found on this planet are strict herbivores. (programming.dev)
 

They had torn her apart just for fun.

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I wish my house cleaned itself (programming.dev)
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Hunting and fishing are for psychopaths (programming.dev)
 

I'm not talking about the consumption of animals here, to be clear. What I'm talking about is spending days and a bunch of money planning to kill something, doing the killing, and skinning/eviscerating what was killed, and often displaying the stuffed corpse. Hunters and fishers refuse to admit they're obsessed with taking pleasure in killing something.

Miss me with the "tradition" stuff, it's just peer pressure from the dead and a fallacious argument. Don't tell me it's to eat, like I said, I'm not talking about the consumption here, so please prove to me you are literate by not bringing up that point. And don't tell me you're respectful to the animals you kill; I don't believe the planning, stalking, and killing is a good way to show respect.

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The Dead Salmon (programming.dev)
 

Inspired by https://www.farrow-ball.com/us/paint/dead-salmon

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Knives go in the dishwasher and get sharpened with a pull through sharpener (programming.dev)
 

My tools serve me, not the other way around. It's not worth the time and effort to wash by hand or sharpen on a whetstone. I don't need an expensive knife to cook at home. A pull through sharpener and honing steel are adequate. Get the right material and you don't have to worry about the metal in the dishwasher.

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