zerfuffle

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[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Have you considered that those children might be Hamas?

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Maybe we should tell the IDF that climate change is Hamas.

I'm extremely committed to this bit.

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

~~UN aid worker~~

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

To provoke a war on multiple fronts?

Brilliant strategy.

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (5 children)

No reason for escalation, though. You'd think the IDF would want to keep the issue on the northern border contained as they commit so many forces to Gaza.

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hamas' public statement is that the hostages they took were intended to be used to trade for Palestinian hostages held by Israel.

So... Well, yeah lol.

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I think these new IDF strikes are the furthest from the border in a while. Most of the skirmishes have been happening literally on the border (as you quote), not a few kilometers away from it.

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Germans are all Hamas jfc keep up here

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Eurozone was fucked the minute it lost access to cheap energy.

Energy independence should be a core element of national policy, but no. Germany had to shift to natural gas because burning methane releases half the emissions of coal.

Methane leakage from natural gas? Obviously not an issue, despite methane being 85x more potent a GHG than CO2 over a 20-year period and average methane leakage estimated to be between 1.4% and 9.5%. I hope I don't have to spell out what that means for global emissions targets: even on the low end of estimates, natural gas is worse over a 20-year period than coal.

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As we know, journalists are all Hamas.

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Everyone knows that all children are just soon-to-be Hamas. This is just a preventative strike to deprive Hamas of more terrorists.

[–] zerfuffle@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you considered that hibakusha might secretly be Hamas?

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