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This is brilliant 🤩

I am neutral evil - a twist and tuck.

I got some wireless headphones and now I keep leaving my phone behind.

Because I hear music, I assume my phone is in my pocket and sometimes it isn’t.

But wat about the rushins.

Every day I wake up breathing.

Although I usually forget

don’t do what’s good, do what is profitable .

Ruined modern life.

Safe space for teens cos playing as communists, where they can be nasty to outsiders.

I like the politics, but it’s filled with truly obnoxious children try to out-communist each other

the philosopher Bertrand Russell warned of the dangers of communisms tendency to become a religious cult and he was right.

Food guide;

• British food is tasteless
• French food is pretentious
• italian food takes all afternoon
• American food is poisonous
• Indian food is special because it uses something called “spice” and no one else does apparently
• asians eat rice
• anyone east of Berlin eats either turnips or caviar

What did I miss ?

I think the ps4 had a price drop by now

Courtship rituals

Like that time I ran a marathon in 20 minutes

6 months ago I made a ridiculous joke about Trump giving Musk Texas.

This is literally worse than I could possibly imagine.

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