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My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

That's why I said it would only be kind of nice lol

If he absolutely must be elected president, it would be kind of nice if he kicked the bucket after just a few minutes in office

Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

So embarrassing

I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life