z500

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Who Won The First Biden-Trump Presidential Debate [of 2024]? in c/politics@beehaw.org
Eat shit Spotify. in c/fucksubscriptions@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?

See Biden's fiery speech after shaky debate performance in c/politics@beehaw.org
[–] z500@startrek.website 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn't notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

"you want to be a hacker, kid?" in c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Why aren't we funding this?

the end of the search for the F.I.S.H. in c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's GNU's

5 June 1987 in c/calvinandhobbes@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

Research in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] z500@startrek.website 69 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

Linux Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

cheaper, please in c/memes@lemmy.world
Don't care what the reason is. in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if I see him murdering someone?

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