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Yeah homophobia is not one of the ancient memes we want to be bringing back

Yea, verily.

Wait, do you have to be Jewish to go to Applebee's? Is that the vibe I'm missing? Because I can convert.

Black & Decker dildos

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep

I just make it a once a month thing to mitigate the damage

We do love our adorable little psychopaths

Burnt to perfection 🖤

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°

I tried to install a package and apt started uninstalling my desktop. Maybe if I didn't panic and hit Ctrl-C I would have gotten all the packages it was removing replaced with shiny new ones? I doubt it somehow.

All the customization you can do is neat, but after that I was pretty much done with fiddling with my OS and finding FOSS versions of stuff I was already used to and wanted something that would just work. These days I have a small form factor PC with Mint that I run some server apps on, but I'm holding off on making it my daily driver again until Microsoft really puts the screws on the consumer.

I love his antennae

The original spell ends in XcQ, as in "XcQ, I see you". This is a falsified spell.