z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Guls just wanna have fun

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just here for the cat pics

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

It got so bad at my job they painted the stall walls black. That's when I walked across the plaza to Office Max and got a silver sharpie

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

I don't need your fantasy cigars!

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

SUSPECT IS WRIGGLING THREATENINGLY, REQUESTING BACKUP

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

They took the psychopath test and failed

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Estuans interius, ira vehementi
Mr. Clean

[–] z500@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Asteroids are basically piles of rock, it's not like we're going to be destroying lush ecosystems.

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Is it just me or has this site never worked for anyone?

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Just introduce yourself to people as a 19th century German philosopher, they'll understand.

[–] z500@startrek.website 20 points 2 years ago

You'll crack your screen, kid!

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