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This would be a great album cover

My Kink Is Proper Application of Title Case Rules, Stupid As They Are

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Dude, droidface is not okay

Yeah I'm on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.

Fuckin' way she goes

They explicitly said to stop tipping by deciding to instead go to places that ban tipping

Is this a big city thing? This is the first time I've ever heard of this.

That's a good point, I literally just died

I'm pretty sure I'm going to have cancer from the soda can print fumes in 10 years

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

Look again, it actually says Dempster

The bug with 1 million shoes? Isn't that Shub Niggurath?