z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Delightfully devilish!

[–] z500@startrek.website 60 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

[–] z500@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

Athy, athier, athiest

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"You guys are still staffing window 1?"

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago

Bears are basically just giant dogs, it's not fair

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it

[–] z500@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl

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