yoriaiko

joined 4 months ago

Bigger should be wider, never taller!

waaaait, is she about licking WHAT?

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can lick myself.

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

I increase vibration of my phone to max and put my phone in some very dark place. Ready! (bulletproof box hidden under my cat coach, it will scary ym ffff cat when You call, silly)

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, for real this time? I've read that few times last 2 weeks already. Nothing burning anymore? blobfox, ablobfoxbongoterrified

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

As before, sadly, I have no experience.

But what I saw on movies, common house party, loud music, few dudes on couch, drinks, booze cuddles. Front door rings, neighbours yet again called cops for our illegal, loud doings. The cops enter the home and started strips.

This, or either gay party members already know and even expect gay prostitutes in cop costumes are being called, then real cops shows up for party being too loud. The real cops gets no chance to do anything as are forced into the party, stripped and... and that never was a movie You may think of, next scene was about next day morning already.

You can see such gay-cop, or just oversexualized characters with police like caps, on music album covers or some video game characters too. Afaik that's some kind of top-bottom kink.

Heeeeey, we were about to talk Hajs this threat!

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can I censor google.c*m?

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What kind of illegal products? Asking for a friend. /s

"The ‘illegal’ products shoppers might find include baby toys and small electronics." so using bad quality, toxic and or harmful ingredients, meeeeh. /s x2

Jokes aside, that's why EU market is so demanding, and up for quality and safety.

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Oh source from newsletters? emails? oh that means You actively are using email adres, do any big spam company want validated email adres they can spam on? yeah, sure, 0.30€ each! (afaik, black market value is 100-600€ per 1000 valid addresses, just searched)

Tbh, unsure if si=Aa1Uc_fRHXC0ay85 or similars can be decrypted, or are just individual, one time identificators, never tried, but bet some do know how to pull value out of them.

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No no no no, keep em up, I can hack them and decrypt and do nasty things with that silly part of ~~code~~ link, to learn so much about our lovely friendship. And I promise I would never use that to harm You, really! hahahahahahahahaa

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Hope piracy will be faster than this, and make way around to get all that stuff this shit would be required for. They always are, with unrestricted, dangerous dark side.

But also, hope piracy will spread the dark part fast enough, so majority of ppl will go there, instead this shit.

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago

Oh fear, there is so much fear, fear is so dense... yeah fear is dense like the fog inside that vehicle... hahahahaha good. The evil should be afraid, not us.

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