xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 26 points 3 weeks ago

BANG BANG BANG

sorry, that was me banging my head against the desk. Any other interpretation is solely the responsibility of the consumer of the comment.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bottom left

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 175 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 4 weeks ago

See what I do is that I become trustworthy because I end up knowing stuff that the bosses need, so when they need to test new stuff they send me to do it… so I set the pace. Yup, that totally takes an hour to do. What? 15 minutes? Sure, THAT one took 15 minutes, but you see, over here, you can see that this thing happened, and you also have to factor this and that, so really, doing it in under an hour isn’t really possible…

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A midnight squealer

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

I’m not gonna shit in someone’s well that’s just fucked up

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, there’s a Terran named Terrance?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

carrot big leaf 🥹

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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