May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night
xkbx
joined 2 years ago
When the government tried to take away transfats, I sat and didn’t fight
When the government tries to take away transrats, I stand on haunches and bite
There will be no cheeses for the angry meeces, only traps coming down to snap your neck in pieces
May your tails knot and bind you together, vile rodent mob. You will not find my company amongst thee
By gawd what a compelling mastery of story telling and art. Even when the weird little pieces come together, there’s still so much mystery and wonder
In the words of our people, thank you for creating content (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Is this how she’s getting her cyberarm?
The framing had me worried for a second…
I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest
“God I wish I’d shoot him like I shot that kid back in Vietnam”
Ostie d’gang de chodé
Are they saying the Pieces d’Autos guys are little pricks?
Some sort of cartesian graph
GRIFFFIIIITHHHHHHH
You stupid monkey!
What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world