wizardbeard

joined 2 years ago
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Fuckin pansy ass participation trophy snowflakes think they're too good for phrenology /s

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Realistic Stich gets my hopes up for an absolutely never occuring remake where it's graphically and gorily demonstrated why he's one of the most wanted.

Just turn it into a dark and gritty movie with the officers showing up too late to more and more depraved scenes.

Disney's first unrated film, just silently released with no marketing. Put up on streaming for 24 hours and then gone, leaving the public wondering if it ever was real.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Lemmy doesn't show overall karma anywhere by default, and as far as I know, no communities are using automated moderation to prevent "low karma" accounts from posting.

Not saying it isn't, just that there'd be no point.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My wife and I used IVF, so our first picture of our daughter is a clump of cells (I think the term is blastocyst).

It looked like kind of potato shaped. She was dubbed our little spud by one of her uncles, and that stuck until maybe two months before birth.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 3 months ago (7 children)

It always seemed odd to me that someone who could so calmly pull off the murder of the CEO in the manner it was done and just casually bike off would end up caught the way Luigi was.

Caught quick because the city has security cameras in every store? Feels plausible. Caught after a long search after deep investigation? Feels plausible.

Caught after just enough time for the public to start getting rowdy, but not enough to have tracked him down through an investigation? Caught with the supposed weapon on him? Just feels off.

If he avoided capture for the time that he did, he should have had some opportunities to ditch the gun.

Motive seems off too. As far as has been released publicly, he was never a customer of the insurance company.

Whole thing stinks.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've used it instead of maple syrup on pancakes while camping. I intended it to just end up as a shit joke at my own expense, fucking around for shits and giggles, but it was legitimately sweet enough to work. Which is honestly pretty disgusting.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, my response was "needs a comfy seat, something to put the TV on so it's eye level, and something to put the pizza and drink on so they're within arm's reach".

But otherwise this is peak. I had a space in my parent's basement like this with an old couch and dresser that had been headed to the dump, along with the big family CRT when they upgraded to LCD. Add some Bionicle and other Lego to fidget with and inject that nostalgia into my veins.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Nice shitpost. Got me for a moment, then I remembered how math worked.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

CRANKIN' HOG'S A GROWING ADDICTION THAT I CAN'T DENY. WON'T YOU TELL ME, IS THAT HEALTHY BROTHER?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

One of my favorites

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As far as I know/remember. 3, the PSP one, 4, and 5 didn't have it. There was still the character specific arcade mode, and the various "arcade mode with a twist" stuff, but the campaign with the map, dungeons, and story was exclusive to 2.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

AROOOOOO! HOW ABOUT SOME HALL AND OATES BROTHER?

BECAUSE YOUR PISS, YOUR PISS, IS ON MY LIPS. YOUR PISS, YOUR PISS, I CAN'T RESIST. BECAUSE YOUR PISS IS ON MY LIPS. IT'S THE BEST THING IN LIFE!

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