who8mydamnoreos

Modern Marriage is a legal contract, it needs government more than ever because it’s pretty much tax benefits.

First time I turned it up because I didn’t know the drop was coming; next time I turned it way up because I knew the drop was coming

Why waste your time trying to define someone else’s identity. Let people be themselves; it’s none of your business anyway.

Dog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board

And slide

Just roll out the suicide booths already

Most people know of Vienna so there are probably less mistakes

Article 3 of the constitution is so under baked it’s long past time for an update.

How does it taste?

I like clean air and a quiet neighborhood. Shame they can’t understand that. However i understand that no one would even acknowledge their existence if they weren’t obnoxious because they are losers.