whatisallthis

joined 2 years ago
[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

What if she’s born with it

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well. At least we both will never get to retire!

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

My next door neighbors are in the same situation

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

The one thing that makes me feel better is that all those greedy billionaires will also be dead.

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Gen X here. Couldn’t buy a house until I was 35.

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 91 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is to train the AI claw machine that will place us into our movie seats in the future.

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All my friends and coworkers didn’t start a family until their 30s. Unless their parents were rich and therefore were immune to challenges in life.

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Active Directory?

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I have never heard someone have this experience, however it is something you need to get used to and get better at. After about a week of getting used to it I have never seen poop on the toilet paper at all.

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

I spin on my head til its dry

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago (24 children)

By a bidet attachment for your toilet right now. It’s like $25 and you can install it in 30 minutes.

Wouldn’t you pay $25 to never have to wipe your ass again? Go do it.

[–] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This hit me so hard my phone screen cracked

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