watson387

joined 2 years ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As an ADHDer who wore a dog shock collar to test I can verify.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Please don't jack me in the donuts...

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Let's make it 28 just to be safe.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately not.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the fuck

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Imagine joining the military and being assigned genital checker/fart sniffer...

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah. He was a wild one. Part of some of the best rock n roll music ever created. Sad day.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

This is an absolute classic! I almost forgot about this one. Good lookin' out OP!

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

As long as it's delivered by hand from about 10 feet away.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Nah man. If you can do that, we're good. You don't make an enemy of someone with that type of skill...

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Have you ever spray-farted someone's face off?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Big ol' carton o' Grimace nut

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