watersnipje

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

My people! Is there a community for this?

I did, yes. This morning I realized it’s a person from this thread.

It’s moments like this that I regret being on an instance that doesn’t do downvotes.

? There are people in the world who pay their mortgage with a paper check? In this century?

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.

I kind of feel bad for these idiots sometimes. I wonder if some of they may have an intellectual disability.

That dough is not even baked, it’s just… hardened.

That misspelling means you’ve been mispronouncing it, too. (Not in a way that would be noticeable.)