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Oh no, a peanut, better close your airways!!

I toss the empty bottle into the sink while still in the shower. That way I find it again later.

Jesus Christ. Layoffs suck, but can they at least try to be normal human beings about it, and not some kind of incarnation of the LinkedIn feed?

Ok doei

Flat fuck

Thanks. That explains very little, but I’ve accepted that this is how gen z uses the internet.

Of course. Do you see a better way of keeping rival pirate groups from ransacking your clifftop castle?

My god, imagine that your smoking habit is the only discernible thing about you, so your relatives have to go with that theme…

Fascinating story, thrillingly written! I’d like to subscribe to Field Biologist Adventures, please.

I had at this point already looked up the creature and its wikipedia page, but after your comment I had to go look at the mountain. That’s certainly a mountain that breathes a certain vibe! I could see a romance novel being situated in a place like that.

What is this about penguin literature in ancient Greek?

Huh? How did having a teleporter help turn him into pizza?