Yes, because I have no idea what any of those things are.
watersnipje
joined 2 years ago
It’s a good one. Still doesn’t outweigh the almost-slavery and other crimes though.
Ok, what the fuck is that guy doing? Also, I LOVE GECKOS LOOK AT THEIR CHEEKY LITTLE FACES
12?!?! That’s not a girlfriend, that’s a child he abducted.
Mint? Like Linux Mint?
When my dad first showed me this joke, I was in elementary school. I am now almost old enough to not be able to have kids anymore myself.
MS Paint
This is about as good an idea as nipple tassles for babies.
I think that person just misremembered the author of the quote.
I was worried about those massive talons and that strong beak, but yeah maybe
My dudes in North America really have the most unstructured social support system.
Ladybugs have a weird smell when you handle them. Smells a bit like earwax.
Also, from the time when I hatched flies as food animals, flies really stink but you don’t normally notice because you don’t smell it when it’s just one. Put 100 flies in a bucket and they STINK.
No idea what’s going on with the ants though. I’m still not convinced this isn’t a hoax.