volvoxvsmarla

joined 2 years ago
[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I've never had airdrop but this sounds like fun. I would have loved this feature too, even if it meant an occasional unsolicited dick pic.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can't get myself to delete phone numbers/contacts. So I constantly see Whatsapp statues of random people. My old landlord celebrated New Year skiing with his family. The chick I bought a crocheted bunny from had a plastic Christmas tree. The girl who moved into my old apartment is trying to start off an OF by promoting content on Telegram. Slackperson got enganged. Some dude is a pilot. It's sniplets out of stranger's lives and I wonder whether they are aware what they are sharing with strangers.

I don't follow any influencers and never had instagram or there like, only Reddit and Lemmy, so this is as much exposure to parasocial relationships as I get.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's kinda sweet... I think

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Good fucking riddance. What took them so long?

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

I retook the test and it says I DGAF

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Nah, I don't like weed or any of the other options

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'd take yellow because nothing would change

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

On a sadder note, there are a lot of instances of men forcing themselves on their partners who just gave birth. Some nurses do catch them trying to make love in the hospital. But it's usually... not exactly the new mom's idea to do it. Not sure why you would want to bang a torn, soft, expanded, bleeding treasure cave to begin with but ok.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 49 points 7 months ago (7 children)

The dichotomous measuring is what bugs me the most. Whether it is big 5 or this test, I basically always score between 47-53% in most categories (except neuroticism, I always ace this one). So I basically never get the same result twice, because there's like one question where I put "somewhat agree" instead of "fully agree" this time and boom I am an introvert and not an extrovert.

But it's already this "agree, disagree, neutral" questions that are so pointless and dichotomous. "Do you enjoy big parties" - well, now or ever? Is alcohol involved, is it late, do I know the people, do I take my kid, is it far away, what is the mood, is it loud, what do I do the next day, is it fun? Are we talking practical or hypothetical? As a teen and young adult I loved big parties and thrived, I love to hang out in big groups of friends, now I am in a new city where I barely know people and I have a toddler, so by the love of God, at 8 pm I am so tired a party is the last thing I want to do. I was invited to one, actually, with a lot of childless, single artists in their early 30s, the party didn't even start until 9 pm, like, yeah my mind wants to go, but I have nothing in common with these people and I am so tired after a kindergarten christmas market, can't be arsed. SO DO I LIKE PARTIES OR NOT

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a movie with Heath Ledger about that?

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Damn that's impressive. I mean I have no clue what Geocities is (and google didn't give me anything) but still very cool. I was a kid in the 90s so I only found out about the band in the late 2000s but they're great.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

JFC, thank you. I was going insane with the replies in this thread and you seem to be the only one who actually has any understanding of religion. You're my favorite agnostic person ever.

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