Reminds me of Papers Please.
The article starts by telling us they had to change the name 5 times!
Yeah, It's actually quite a secure way to store passwords, since it requires physical access.
I knew a guy who had a drawer full of slips of paper with passwords written on. He called it the "security drawer". Made me smile, but probably shouldn't have been advertising it.
It's Sainsbury's in the UK
Ah yes, and the old "flash some faded out rectangles" to prepare you for that sweet, sweet, information that's coming any.... moment..... now....
No, now....
Now...
The key idea remains though. Text on a page, fast. No objections with (gasp) colours, if the author would like to add some.
Yep.
On a rare occasion I hit a website that loads just like "boom" and it surprises me.
Why is that? Because now we are used to having to wait for javascript to load, decompress, parse, JIT, transmogrify, rejimble and perform two rinse cycles just to see the opening times for the supermarket.
(And that's after you dismissed the cookie, discount/offer and mailing list nags with obfuscated X buttons and all other manner of dark patterns to keep you engaged)
Sometimes I wish we'd just stopped at gopher :)
See also: https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
EDIT: Yes, this is facetious.
Me using onboard graphics....