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Even if (which is lifting the weight of the universe) the Tangerine Tyrant was correct about the bad numbers being phony, how the hell could he know the same day they came out? Wouldn’t he/they need time to show the data was incorrect? Wouldn’t he need time to show who/how many were providing false data and where from?

His cult members will lap it all up, as he alone can tell the truth. He alone can save them.

Smdh

Stop resisting

/s

TRUMP BLASTS OBAMA AND CLINTON OVER EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS: "THEY’RE RESPONSIBLE, NOT ME!"

NEW YORK, NY — Former President Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack on his political rivals, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, claiming that they are the ones truly responsible for the infamous financier Jeffrey Epstein’s actions, not him.

In a fiery statement released earlier today, Trump called out both Obama and Clinton for their "connections" to Epstein, saying, "Look, folks, we all know who was REALLY involved. It wasn’t me. It was Obama and Clinton. These two are as deep in Epstein’s world as anyone, and now they want to pretend they didn’t know what was going on? Please."

Trump pointed to the well-known history of Epstein’s association with the Clinton family, calling it "a total disaster." "Bill Clintonwas flying around on Epstein ’s private plane, heading to his private island. You can’t get any more involved than that, folks. It’s absolutely unbelievable, but they think they can cover it up. Not on my watch."

As for Obama, Trump didn’t hold back, accusing the former president of turning a blind eye to Epstein's behavior. "Obama might act all holier-than-thou now, but let’s not forget, he had Epstein at the White House. He had him over for parties, events – you name it. They probably even had pizza. Big, fancy pizza parties. And guess what? I wasn’t invited. But now, they want to throw the blame on me? Not happening. By the way, at least I never wore a tan suit at any events. Never."

Trump then added a nod to a notorious moment during Obama’s presidency. "And let’s not forget the Grey Poupon moment. That mustard incident. I was never a fan of the fancy mustard, folks. A real leader knows that you don’t need that stuff. Just a little ketchup. But Obama and Clinton, they want to act like they didn’t know what was happening with Epstein, like they’re innocent in all of this. I think we all know the truth."

Trump concluded by adding, "Let’s be real here: I’m not responsible for Epstein’s terrible actions. The Clintons and Obama are the ones who need to answer the tough questions. If the media had any guts, they’d focus on that."

I guess Taylor Swift gets a pass because Trump figured she could not see it coming.

/s or something

No duh

“Donald J. Trump in no way knew about any of Jeffry’s illicit doings. In fact, he was a model, moral and honorable person - perhaps the most moral and honorable person in the history of the world, except for maybe Jesus. Jeffery used to come to me, tears in his eyes, and say I wish I could be as strong, powerful and moral as Donald. Any mention of him in any files were related to him going to church and praying.”

-Ghislaine Maxwell

Does anything?

Translation: Elon, please don't mention me being in the "Epstein Files" again

Taco, Taco Man...He's got to be, a Taco Man