valkyre09

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[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So they made references to doing 50 PSAs in the episode.

The title card for the PSA is 1/50

What are the chances that 50 episode deal is going to have 50 AI generated jokes about Trump’s tiny dick?

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey, can I come to your reunion?

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

https://shadow.tech/

You can switch your sub on / off as required.

Hey presto. New safety net :)

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do this with tooth paste.

I’ve started buying two tubes at a time because I can’t be trusted

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

He’ll also feed your parents to you if you piss him off

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The doctor who approach

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good to know that sort of thing is behind humanity now…

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Purple urine bag syndrome?

Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I wonder if the spike is radio, then the dip is landline telephones followed by a spike of mobile phones?

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

When I saw the hell in a cell reference I got a little excited. Then slightly sad

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Linus tech tips recently reviewed a car with semi auto self driving. It can keep you in the lane and at the right speed. He said it’s perfect for school zones because he knows he doesn’t have to watch the Speedo and give that extra attention to watching for kids walking out. I have to agree with him, there is a school on my commute and the speed drops to 20mph. I let the car do that bit while I worry about little (or sometimes big) feet.

Would I trust that system to spot a child before I do? Not a chance.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by valkyre09@lemmy.world to c/tifu@sopuli.xyz
 

I pushed the drill a little too hard from the other side. Didn’t realise the damage I’d done until I came around the other side to my wife shouting and screaming. ¯\(ツ)

 

When I update the app via the settings menu, sometimes (not all times) it’ll create two additional Home Screen icons. One named Voyager and another named vLemmy.

I have previously had the app on my Home Screen with both these names. I’m guessing it’s weird legacy config from previous installs.

How exactly does the update feature work? Why, if it’s a web app, do I need to update at all? Doesn’t it just auto update when you load the app?

What is this witchcraft?

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