unemployedclaquer

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Happens to the best in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dave Coulier

I'm doing my part! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

so what's the verdict on hot sauce and yogurt

edit i think i meant that for elsewhere but fuck this, that's a good headline in the image, and fuck this again

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your appreciation surveys are due (infosec.pub)
any other chronic sinus issues folks here? (topic: "why did we decide that flushing your nose out twice a day was acceptable QOL?") in c/casualconversation@piefed.social
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

the only way i get sick, like cold/flu sick, is a sinus infection. I've improved my anticipation of this over the years. or so I imagine. I also have a habit of getting antibiotics prescribed once I'm in the depths of hell, and never taking them. that antibiotic shit is so bad shouldn't even be in the toilet.

[Solved] Weird Secure Boot Issue on Surface Pro 3 (might be related to keyboard cover) in c/linuxquestions@lemmy.zip
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

i don't know, but I'm typing on a SP3 right now, so saving this. I've seen the keyboard act up like this once in a while, though not on linux. otherwise it's solid hardware, which is good, because it seems impossible to repair.

White House security staff warned Musk’s Starlink is a security risk in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

i probably meant to get my self into trouble. but my mom wants to come chill.

White House security staff warned Musk’s Starlink is a security risk in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

no escape if we don't laugh at the likes of Joni Ernst. i mean, explain it to me, menstruatiot.

White House security staff warned Musk’s Starlink is a security risk in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

probably a AI thing

White House security staff warned Musk’s Starlink is a security risk in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it's weird to judge on the basis of thumbnails

I think your cat has depression in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

i like that one for how much effort it takes to explain

White House security staff warned Musk’s Starlink is a security risk in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (7 children)

this isn't just some silly bs. these kids are playing games with you. Your life, your whole existence. if you ever worked a day, you are now fucked. they got you catalogued.

“Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent shouted loudly at Elon Musk in the halls of the West Wing last month in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Obligatory Knowledge Fight Reference:

[https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/1044-june-2-2025](In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss a strange day on Alex's show where he spends a fair amount of time trying to dissuade his listeners from getting too suspicious about Palantir.)

I think your cat has depression in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

extra long skinny snout, might be an anteater. if you can get an anteater to use a toilet, that's a friend.

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one of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality control (sopuli.xyz)
 

kooky shitheads in the FDA want to fuck with proven medicine. least they could do is make available high quality psychedelics.

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who's running against Warren Davidson and why (sopuli.xyz)
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Ziz, Rationalists, People Getting Very Weird Living On Boats In The Bay (www.iheart.com)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz to c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
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be forewarned, the basilisk comes for your mind

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-the-zizians-how-harry-269931896/

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-two-the-zizians-birth-of-270107103/

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-three-how-the-zizians-went-270441851/

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-four-the-zizian-murder-spree-270607718/

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i did kind of wonder why this strange guy was showing me he had a scary piece of metal in his hand (sopuli.xyz)
 

as part of my wanderings while back i picked a spot behind a sturdy row of ugly shrubs. it's a random row of bushes serving as a very shitty filter to the windswept litter.

It's near my house and I was looking for a smoke spot that's not home. Better spots abound after dark. In the daytime it was this or walk 2 miles to an actual park or go home.

on one side of this row is a mild road through the abandoned industrial rust belt wasteland, abandoned so long ago the buildings were torn down and it's now a vast series of parking lots and suspect green space. Infrequently a tree or some shitty . Suspect as in could still be tons of broken infrastructure underground, and there is still some weird shit above ground.

the area freaks me out, but it's not even ugly or scary picturesque. just vacuous. it's lowkey doldrums.

Once I was stumbling through there and tripped over the metal cage of a completely broken security flood light. Eventually I hauled that home and took out the innards and the metal cage makes for a demented little shadowbox heavy enough to hold up a bicycle frame.

So! Other side of this particular row of litter collection shit shrubs is another crumbling ashpalt lot, but it's a bit shielded from traffic and whenever I'm over there, I have focused on that lot and that side of the shrubs to pick up litter and tidy up a bit against the onslaught.

It's a terrible place to camp, or hang out for very long. The litter comes in through there on the wind like a force. But if someone had to squat to pee and they had a lookout, they'd be okay.

That's a low bar, I'll concede.

I was, today, perhaps unwisely cross-legged chilling behind said shrub-row and completely introverted.

I saw this guy pop out around the bushes and I am so damned naive I assumed he would just go away again.

The guy just kinda circles around me and practically provokes me to acknowledge his existence.

He's also sort of shyly holding a long thin piece of scrap metal with jagged bits on the end, but not really trying to hide it.

Also known as brandishing a deadly weapon, and explicitly threatening with how he did the little circling behind me.

I was like, oh so this is the fucking serial killer I get? My angel of death is a grownass little boy who needs his toys taken away? FINE.

Fucker disappeared but almost immediately after that the cops showed up. Fortunately again I clocked them arriving immediately and I left.

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[not a meme] where should i shitpost text-only not-memes? (sopuli.xyz)
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at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite? (sopuli.xyz)
 

another one is, have you had allergies since you last donated?

i know some people just say to lie for every question. technically they screen every donation, but it's not supposedly a reliable test for something like HIV.

i'm pretty sure i'm just allergic to reality. sometimes just constant sneezing, even when i'm on an antihistamine.

obviously best to just be aware of one's behavior and risk factors. do they do this just avoid liability?

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As many spoonfuls of peanut butter as desired; several tokes; drink lots of water. (sopuli.xyz)
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I forget to take the antihistamine before bed sometimes and last i slept i wanted to peel the skin off my fingers but also i thought they were the fingers rising from the grave in Raising Arizona when (sopuli.xyz)
 

When John Goodman escapes from prison

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notes from a voluntary self-commital to a quasi-institution/church/homeless shelter (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz to c/pics@lemmy.world
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edit: these are snapshots of my feelings and opinions at the time. feel free to fuck with me, because I want to know.

https://pxlfdde.fsn1.your-objectstorage.com/public/m/_v2/791175513466675946/549719332-a3f277/woua9aP6fxUm/598Hyo63Y1Ks6slYVmCLR8aUuURBibwHF8ISjBhv.jpg

https://pxlfdde.fsn1.your-objectstorage.com/public/m/_v2/791175513466675946/549719332-a3f277/QTBcUnkdMl5K/cn46sPFat7WuUf9CLnlMqvQhkuAk56k9fzBwAMP5.jpg

snapshot of my feelings at the time.

also thought my FBI Agent might want a better capture of my script

  • these are old (less than a year) and i was given some of those cheap smelly allergenic laundry pods that i tried to refuse and then they went from my jacket pocket to the notebook somehow #atheism #agnosticism #satanism #homeless #houseless #mentalillness
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i found in my notes that "alt+junja" in w10 on potplayer does "Playback->A-B Repeat->Repeat next marked section". is junja a key or i typoed? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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i can't even work out where i got the list of shortcuts

edit actually lots of things on that list are just ridiculous

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is home distilling/brewing a thing in England? regulated or complicated? (sopuli.xyz)
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