underwatermagpies

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[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The fees weren't too horrendous, but I no longer have a door handle. I'll need to find a slightly better locksmith to fix everything.

Update: I'm unclear on whether my house is Fort Knox or whether this guy is a terrible locksmith. I suspect the latter.

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 8 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

I have locked myself out of my house like a dill. Waiting for a locksmith to come to the rescue.

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I quite like Bananas in Pyjamas. Just living their best banana lives.

Peppa, on the other hand, needs to get in the bin. And die.

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Blue pens annoy me. Pens should be be black. Purple and green are also acceptable ink colours. But blue is wishy-washy.

Unexpectedly blue pens make me slightly angry.

Crows are inherently suspicious.

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe Mr Woof is using it?

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did some good adulting and got my eyes tested, because they sent me a reminder. I managed to forget that having bright lights shone into my eyes is about the surest way to induce a migraine. Ahhh. Now at home with drugs, stupid eyes can stay untested in future. If I remember. They were fine anyway.

It's never even crossed my mind to wear them furry side out. I guess you could, but I reckon it'd be less comfy.

I haven't tried the hazella but it sounds dangerously good.

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