underwatermagpies

I quite like Bananas in Pyjamas. Just living their best banana lives.

Peppa, on the other hand, needs to get in the bin. And die.

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Blue pens annoy me. Pens should be be black. Purple and green are also acceptable ink colours. But blue is wishy-washy.

Unexpectedly blue pens make me slightly angry.

Crows are inherently suspicious.

Maybe Mr Woof is using it?

Did some good adulting and got my eyes tested, because they sent me a reminder. I managed to forget that having bright lights shone into my eyes is about the surest way to induce a migraine. Ahhh. Now at home with drugs, stupid eyes can stay untested in future. If I remember. They were fine anyway.

Superstar!

It's never even crossed my mind to wear them furry side out. I guess you could, but I reckon it'd be less comfy.

I haven't tried the hazella but it sounds dangerously good.

What are you grabbing? I'm partial to their coconut. Or hokey pokey.

Can you go and hang out somewhere warm for a bit? A shopping centre or library or somewhere?

Or else you could build a blanket fort.

Surely 'looking beautiful' is enough work for any cat. Maybe you should take them coffee. You're the staff.