I wonder which band wanted to get paid?!
Sad loss. "Diary of a Madman" was the first cassette I ever bought in 1982, at 12 years old. Then Bark at the Moon tour in 1984 with Motley Crue. 1986 Ultimate Sin tour with Metallica, No More Tours in 1992 with Motörhead. ~~O~~zz~~Y~~ shows always rocked.
DB’s a fkn mess. Prices go up, reliability goes into the toilet. And there’s not a single thing anyone can do about it aside from finding another way. I want trains to be awesome. They are far from it, post-pandemic.
There’s a madman on the roof. What should be we do to get him down?
— Send up an axe.
I figured this would be about the summer temperatures finally arriving. Moved to Germany from San Diego years ago and it’s comedy to watch them panic once it hits 85f. Parks empty, streets empty (save for ice cream stands, which practically print their own money). Germany, steadfastly refusing to acknowledge air conditioners have existed for 7 decades.
It’s as if… wait for it… they are made of sugar!
TACOs for dinner again! 🌮🌮🍚🫘
And the leopards shall feast upon the carrion!
Wait till that dude needs ground support!
To be clear, he should be jailed for that massacre of the language alone. There's probably a lot of other charges that would stick as well.
As stupid as this sounds, eventually someone is going to suggest letting grocery stores be open on Sunday and this will usher in what German historians call "Der Modern Age". There will be a domino effect... Rathaus will get Internet, Doctors will forgo fax for email and Aldi will finally bring Trader Joe's to the motherland. We will slowly creep into the 21st century. One pointless rule at a time.
This stupid speed limit thing will be remembered as the catalyst of progress in the race to catch up to their neighbors.
( /s Because Germany hates change )
Queue up the: "I'm entitled to a peaceful Sunday" folks.
Thinking he was afraid to TACO again. Whatever the case, it's all dumb.
His idiot redneck parents couldn’t decide on Mark or Wayne. The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Fkn hillbillies.