Hmmm. I WASN'T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.
Waiter: Sir please don't do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.
Me: Then why aren't there signs saying not to do it.
Hmmm. I WASN'T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.
Waiter: Sir please don't do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.
Me: Then why aren't there signs saying not to do it.
Lobsterkey. Deliciously offputting and brillianty difficult to eat.
Wait I think I see two micro dots on that guys chest. Are they suggesting that men have nipples and engage in frantic hyena sex with monkeys here?? I'm appalled and offended by this image. I think this is child pornography. This is going to warp the minds of our kids. How can we ban this image from all future posts. I think this image is promoting pedophilia and naked aardvarking.
I think I'm scared enough to go hide now myself. I'm not sure I want to know what the "pinky gourd' Thing is all about. But I'm a-scared.
Don't hug me.
I dunno though - I think eating the Saltines themselves would be tastier than eating the sleeves, if only marginally.
There is no child porn in Utah. Don't acknowledge it, and it simply ceases to exist. Of course banning teens from using social media at all is the obvious solution, and kids never think about sexual things or have such feelings. It's always liberal California-born adults trying to do things such as that to them. Most kids don't ever have any desire to grow up and have sex.
Sad and perverse, but true. If it was you or I facing such charges, we'd already have been screwed, boo'ed, tattooed, and tossed into jail years ago without hesitation. But this is trump, and he is truly wonderful and magical.
Wow. Lucky!!!!
That and the republican party. Tim Ballard approves this message.
"Pan" sexual!! GAWRF HAR HAR HAR HARRRRFFFF!!! It's funny because it's true.