turtlesareneat

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[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can substitute the q-tips out for regular human hair if you're prepping for tariff season

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 7 points 3 months ago

Drink a bottle of pepto at night and it erases the damage pretty well. You'll shit black tho.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 10 points 3 months ago

They could just put a gold-covered iPhone in the shitter and he'd log in and use it

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 points 3 months ago

And even then it's dependent on the availability of the 4G network or whatever. They're currently sunsetting 2G and 3G networks, that means a lot of old school devices have to be upgraded or cut off, upgrades come with new contracts.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They made everything a conspiracy theory, so now when you try to make a major accusation like this, it just sounds like another bit of noise.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 6 points 3 months ago

Just having your car breakdown in a red state is a major crisis, debilitating event - There is no walkable infrastructure, no public transportation. But yeah, everything is like that down here.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 9 points 3 months ago

+1 learning to parent yourself

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I work in a library, one of my best friends is a librarian, this tracks 100%

edit: Notably they didn't wait for law enforcement to appear, they called capitol police proactively and probably saved the day in doing so. No one wants (...another...) photo op opposing capitol police.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 18 points 3 months ago

That's because Windows NT is still in there

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For many gay men, the “Do I want to date him or be him?” Issue can cut hard, so I’m not sure it’s that weird.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's always been a garbage claim, "in an industrial composter" where heat and moisture are super high. At very least moisture and UV light are needed, probably not going to happen in a landfill. But then nothing else in there is gonna decay either. If you dig up landfills from the 70s and 80s, you can still read the newspaper articles layered in with everything else. Imagine the wrappers for candy you threw away as a kid. They still exist.

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