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A woman having a child is the biggest reduction. Make of that what you will. I sure hope the placenta, and not the baby, is getting the remainder. But I am guessing both.

When do we get to the part where a bunch of UNIX logs get projected, backward, on someone's face

I'm gonna put two jars down, one that says DO and one that says DON'T, y'all can vote with dollar bills

Part of conservatism is the idea that "the more complex a solution is, the wronger it is."

Another part is "We should be able to control women's use of their hoo-hoos for pleasure by restricting them to being baby chambers."

Here we have a venn diagram where the circles are the same.

Correct. I have had this problem again and again - I like top energy but I want to, you know, top them.

First one, we were sexually incompatible (both tops) which only got worse over time. We opened the relationship which doomed it.

Second one, in progress: we're both addicts, I got sober, he's still struggling, but I think he won't get clean until I am actually good and gone. Enablement is sometimes not something you can avoid doing once the systems are built... resentments the same.

Heyyy

They will just disable the mute buttons. It happens around here all the time, marking them accelerates it.

I now avoid any gas station with immutable ads. But if I am in a pinch. The longest sharpest key on your key ring can slide right in and puncture the speaker, thus solving the issue more permanently.

Nationalization is the opposite of privatization, it's how the US's bureaucratic state was really built, we should absolutely do this and right now is the time

No need to keep Moscow out, the data actually hops there three times on the way to the outside world.

I once read that humans pick by nature because the sinuses are a filter, and then the tonsils can sample that filter for germs to strengthen itself without getting fully sick.

I am not a nosepicking scientist tho so idk, take it with a grain of booger

Realistically Bannon's a headline-happy old drunk with very little influence

But I can dream a little tonight