turdburglar

joined 2 months ago
[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

sweet. what’s he gonna do with rosie o’donnell? sorry maybe it’s obama? kanye?

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

yeah, senator sanders would like a word.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does it tho? tommy dumb fuck tuberville single handily shut down military appointments for months. moscow mitch just decided not to have senate hearings for garland.

the dems need to kick schumer in the balls and while he’s down get some fuken things took care of. they need to figure out how to out-moscow moscow mitch.

strongly worded letters can get fucked. we need some ‘well what the fuck are you gonna do about it?’

i used to call myself a dem but that’s just embarrassing now. not sure what i am anymore, you know, aside from pissed and frustrated.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

i loved this one lots.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

but he does sell one hell of a refrigerator.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

toeshoes. oof.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

elon is running grok off of generators causing air pollution in south memphis. he is also cooling the computers with the clean memphis sands aquifer drinking water instead of greywater from the plant that he promised to build but hasn’t.

please do not use grok. it is poisoning the city of memphis.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 70 points 1 month ago (3 children)

grok is also running off generators in south memphis, polluting the air for the humans that live near elon’s penis computer.

elon is also using the clean drinking water of the memphis sand aquifer to cool his penis computer rather than using grey water from the plant that he promised to build but has yet to break ground on.

please do not use grok. it is literally poisoning the people of memphis.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

must be the pretzels.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

to me the biggest bummer about lemm.ee shutting down is that when i made my .zip account i lost my messages from nicole.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

shlop shlop shloppy joes

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

that’s a great idea. they should run for office to push out dolts like this dude.

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