tryitout

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[–] tryitout 2 points 3 months ago

I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night...

[–] tryitout 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] tryitout 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You forgot the step where you scream at it while it cooks

[–] tryitout 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

Instead, she opted for "embryo adoption", which allowed her to have a say in the future parents - with the process overseen by a religious agency.

Nightlight Christian Adoptions took on the embryos and placed them with Lindsey and Tim Pierce.

They fitted Linda's criteria of a married, Caucasian Christian couple...

How lovely

[–] tryitout 3 points 7 months ago

Now do California Highway Patrol.

[–] tryitout 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Split personality Batman who hates the rich would be amazing.

[–] tryitout 19 points 1 year ago

Have to invest points in radiation resistance.

[–] tryitout 4 points 1 year ago

I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.

[–] tryitout 13 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.

[–] tryitout 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Find the mute button - usually the second button down on the right - then mark it clearly with a sharpie for the next person.

[–] tryitout 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.

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