tryagain

Séamas gave us of the funniest story threads I've ever read on that cursed site: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/992006545473966082.html

I mean if I saw a steak holding a phone I'd be staring too.

God, the theme music still goes fucking hard after all these years.

https://youtu.be/BlZakDfseyo

These headlines just flow right into each other

Welp, guess I'm a Swiftie now.

Doo doo da doo doo doo

Voyager!

It's even worse than that. GM, Dodge and Ford don't officially sell their full size trucks in Australia. There's a company in Brisbane that charges an arm and a leg to import and do right-hand-drive conversions on base level trim trucks that an average dumb fuck in the US can afford but here they're sPeCiAL and, of course, they don't fit anywhere. I hope this cunt gets keyed everywhere he parks.

My "I didn't punch Jayson in the face" statement sure is raising more questions than I expected.

You seem upset.

In their defence, it was a relatively small investment of only $19m. I guess the story is that this must be an indication of how other, larger, investors might also be looking at X.

You're a goddamn life saver