toiletobserver

Cave? Is that you?

A childhood friend was killed by an IED. He was just the driver for some officer. My delusions about military and war died with him.

Wrong. I posted my entire pay history on my cube wall with yearly gain adjusted for inflation, 19 years worth of data. It was there for at least ten years and i shared the underlying data freely. No one was mad at me, but they were upset at management.

That's right, plug it into a computer from work instead!

Thar be bilge ordure

Sometimes, one lands in my yard to hunt for worms/bugs. Much bigger than you might expect.

Or make it because it tastes way better

Except for flavor, texture, appearance, and smell. But other than that, an okay match.

It's not a dick, it's a mouth based video game

Zero. Negative if i could take more money away from the corporation for reducing labor costs. Something something market forces and competition, amirite? Yay capitalism.

Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.