toast

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[–] toast@retrolemmy.com -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is ridiculous. None of these 3 will ultimately get the nod. It's been pretty obvious for a while now that the "safe" candidate for 2028 will be Liz Cheney. Pete of course will be the VP pick.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com -3 points 2 months ago

For those who didn't read the article - the farm's birds are interbreeding with the local pigeons. Environmentalists, motorists, and cat owners are all upset.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That was a better joke 30 years ago. 40 years ago, it was hilarious.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 61 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Makes you think. Just what should we do with Mar-a-lago when this is all over?

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 months ago

FFS, you aren't kidding. Even a discount for no wings wouldn't make that set affordable.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You must have had access to the best drugs in the 80s because they were not what you describe at all.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah, trying hard to not be eaten, I see

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You mean the price tag?

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Great, now I have Shakedown Street stuck in my head. Why it isn't Truckin' I don't know, but there it is

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago

What a strange goal. Do they really not expect to be eaten?

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 1 points 2 months ago

Face it. Ever since you first watched Princess Bride, you've wondered -- could Chanel be as flattering on André the Giant as you initially suspected? Now, you can KNOW. Google has an app for that.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 27 points 2 months ago

This is always the case

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