Back in my day, we made jokes with people instead of about them.
thurstylark
joined 1 month ago
Aw, maaaan... This could have been a great ADHD joke, but ya gotta ruin it with a cheap boob joke.
I'm gonna go now and edit this to be actually clever.
The man makes an impression, what can I say?
In conversation with a friend, I was expressing pride that I went to A Store and bought "girl clothes," to which she said, "Woo, go you! But... Do you mind if I challenge that?" Surprised and curious, I said, "Yeah, sure..."
"Those aren't 'girl clothes.' Those are your clothes. You bought 'em. They're yours now."
That conversation has stuck with me for a long time now.
"I've only included relevant experience on the copy of my resume that you received" Couch experience isn't relevant. Hiking experience isn't relevant. Experience as the forgotten pawn of the machinations of capitalism isn't relevant.
Alternatively: "I'm not required to disclose medical information, and won't be discussing the matter any further."
Or fuck 'em: "Yes, but I will not."
Saved you a click: Winboat
Makes me think of a recent conversation I had with a gender ?? person, in which they concluded that hormones should be available on a recreational basis.
Fuckin based, imo
Got stuck on panorama. Guess I'm a robot
Because they see the name plastered everywhere at work, and work runs a big system, which is hard, and the nerds who run the big work system know what they're talking about when they fix my stuff, so it must be good if the work nerds trust it to run the company
"sudden TS" is sending me.
"Help! I've transed and I can't get up!!"