thesohoriots

Tom Selleck, do your mustache magic

Five-point harnesses, and if you unbuckle it the flight attendants can whip the safety demonstration belts at you.

We could always invite Canada back to redecorate.

Even more incentive for both sides to reject it? We got a winner!

He’s just always on time.

Responsible Lemmy users aside, the general public may surprise you — the stories I get from my outpatient healthcare-worker spouse are abysmal enough

Good. That’s what your sycophantic behavior gets you.

Klaus (Dee Bradley Baker), an attention-starved goldfish with the brain of a German Olympic skier

He’s so much more, bro! Really loving the character development they’ve been doing these later seasons.

The hotdog + soda combo price was the hill their co-founder Jim Sinegal would literally die on.

To wit: “If you raise [the price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you.”

Joke’s on you, the positions are resume farms and your field isn’t hiring.