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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

[glancing around my office at all the people using jira] Yeah, sure. That's the intention.

Seriously, though, I'm an "educated professional" with a liberal arts degree who uses jira every single day. Being an "educated professional" doesn't mean you have PM skills, or tech troubleshooting skills, or know how to search documentation for your problems. Educated professionals are a cross section of the larger population, and are more or less a representational sample of the whole of humanity. There are proportionally as many people whodon't know what a Kanban board is, or can't figure out why they don't have permission to delete the 350 epics they accidentally created.

AI assistance is like an interactive FAQ. It can do a little more than a static list of questions and answers, but the answers should also be validated by a human with the knowledge and understanding of the underlying systems. AI agents hallucinate and make up answers all the time. LLMs are essentially pattern recognition, and novel problems often break patterns. A human would go "huh, that's weird." An AI will classify a platypus as a duck and tell you with confidence how to pluck it.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

So, I agree with you, and I am the same way. But you and me, we represent like a fifth of support callers. AI could deflect an alarming number of daily support cases. Just finding information in the documentation often requires a deep and thorough understanding of the product, and it's really difficult in documentation to separate "this is a common problem everyone has" from "this weird thing has never happened before and you need to talk to the dev who coded the fucker." AI is fairly good at that level of pattern recognition.

The problem is that you still need the people to take the hand off, and deflection doesn't mean they got the right answer, it just means they left.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I hate Trump and everything he stands for. I will spend my entire life fighting against everything Trump wants for America.

But Trump is not the cause of the high cost of living. Tariffs are myopic, expensive, and they certainly aren't helping.

But the problem started long before Trump, and it will continue after he dies.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

That was actually the explicit plan, per Thomas Jefferson.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So much of our government worked on the idea that nobody would be brazen enough to break convention, and the untested belief that voters would immediately and vehemently reject anyone trying to openly abuse their power.

We now know both of those assumptions were wrong.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sure, but even that is based on perceiving electromagnetic waves visually. The electron microscope represents the smallest particle that we can bounce off of another particle. That's why we can't visualize things on a smaller scale. Then we have the Planck length which is the theoretical limit of what we can predict physics are like at tiny scales.

But imagine a life form that evolved to perceive gravitational waves instead of electromagnetic waves (light). Or maybe there's some other force that we aren't even aware of.

So much of our understanding of the universe is a reflection of some Precambrian paramecium mutating an eyespot or cilia that can detect sound waves.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

What's interesting there is that our understanding of elements is almost entirely theoretical. The math works out, but we might be missing entire particle structures or interactions. We observe atomic forces and give them names, but it's all built on particle theories that started as one lump and have been honed over time.

Aliens might have a periodic table of dimensional harmonic wave frequencies. Our concept of elements to aliens might be like when we meet an uncontacted culture which does not have numbers larger than 4.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

The most sci-fi part of the movie was how all the governments on Earth had their best experts working on communicating and sharing information. The most realistic part was how they stopped sharing data and some religious nationalist dipshit tried to kill everyone.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Not to be contrarian, but the internet is full of people who care a lot about genitals. Pro, con, admirers, haters, artisans, maintenance, genitals are always a popular topic on the internet..

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm not being mean, I'mexplaining why people are being mean to you. I'm not responsible for your feelings, and this is the treatment you should expect being a woman coming into a traditionally masculine space. If you stuck to the topic at hand, nobody would be correcting you.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well this forum is primarily men, so maybe coming here and being a woman, you should have expected that?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Listen, lady, if you're ok with men talking down to you because you lack testosterone, then I'm not going to tell you how to live.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by themeatbridge@lemmy.world to c/rant@lemmy.sdf.org
 

I know everybody is probably sick of hearing that the lotto is a tax on people who are bad at math, but it's far more deceptive than just a complicated expected value equation. Powerball and Mega Millions advertising the sum total of a thirty year annuity as the value of the jackpot is simply a lie. It is false. No, the Powerball is not $248 million dollars. That's literally not what the value of the jackpot is worth.

Advertisements are prohibited from being deceptive because people are gullible. If you were selling jars of tomato sauce, and when people opened them up, they find a bunch of tomato seeds, that would be less of a lie than the current promotion for lotto tickets. You wouldn't be able to say "well, everyone knows that the jars don't have the sauce yet. Eventually, the tomatoes will grow and you can make sauce with them, or we can plant them for you and send you a few tablespoons of sauce every year." You'd be laughed out of court and right into jail, because that's fraud.

You could still have the lotto without the fraud. It would still be a tax on people bad at math. $70 million dollars is functionally equivalent to $248 million, in that it's enough money to change your life forever. People could still purchase the dream of a better life for $2 each, and most of the same people still would because gambling is an addiction. You could be completely honest about how unfair the game is, and people would still happily play.

And that's what bugs me about it. It's so unnecessary. No other casino or gambling establishment could get away with something so transparently dishonest, and they don't have to while still making money hand over fist.

 

Haven't seen any posts all year.

 

“Tonight, Missouri lynched another innocent Black man,” NAACP President Derrick Johnson said in a statement.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by themeatbridge@lemmy.world to c/truthabouttimwalz@lemmy.world
 

That man shook my hand, looked me straight in the eye, and said with a smile, "It's really nice to meet you." I am, in fact, incredibly unpleasant. WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT?!

 

I heard someone say this in a video recipe, followed by way more cheese than you should eat at once. It occurred to me that the phrase means ample, not nutritious.

 

Basically title. I'm curious how others are watch the game. I cut cable a long time ago, and have Hulu live for this season, but it's just awful. Their app sucks, the unskippable ads are all over the place, and tonight it started recording at 4:30.

So what is everyone else using?

 

Has this ever happened to you? There's a fly in the house, buzzing around you, so you go to the cabinet to get the swatter. But as soon as you start wielding it, the little bastard disappears. You set it down, and now he's back, taunting you.

Ok so obviously flies don't taunt, but do they have the capacity to recognize, even instinctually, that I'm holding a deadly weapon?

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